Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Charo and the Elephant Man

I just made the mistake of watching the Real Housewives of Miami reunion on Bravo, which is like reading the cliff notes to La Concubina del Diablo. Pure trash. This is the first time I have watched these bitches, and sweet Jesus, what a mess. They make the Real Housewives of Orange County look like neurosurgeons. Has anyone watched this show? ANYONE? I'm hoping from Andy's look of disgust that this will be the first, last, and only season of this abortion to see air time. I'd rather watch Andy take a steamer on the camera lens than watch this crap, and I have a shamefully low bar for reality TV. It's not without a few take-aways, however.

1) Nothing good comes from or resides in Miami.
2) A crucifix and hoop earrings are just as ghetto now as they were twenty years ago.
3) Face fillers are bad and will make you look like a luck dragon.
4) Asking a "psychic" for a reading at a dinner party will only end badly. Didn't that moron watch RHOBH?

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