Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Fortune Coochie

I'm happy to report that I'd still be having a humdrum menstrual cycle if not for the marketing geniuses at Playtex printing motivational phrases on my tampon wrappers. Thanks Playtex! Next time I'm too crampy to dance, I'll just pull out my trusty femmy hygiene products instructing me to move my feet and grab my partner, do-si-do. I'll take the plunge! Live my dream!

Side Note: Dear Marketers, I've been buying these tampons for years. Today is the first day I noticed that they said something. I hope you didn't devote too many hours sitting around a conference table on this.

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