Here Ellen rubs Mariah's "burgeoning baby bump." My eyes took off like pinwheels when I read that phrase AGAIN. There's nothing I hate more than that stupid expression. Can we puhlease get some new alliteration for gossip rags to use to describe pregnant women that makes them feel clever and cutesy? This phrase is hackneyed, and it doesn't even apply here. The only part of Mariah that doesn't look pregnant is her uterus. Even her back up singer is staring at her ass like whoa. How about calling it her flourishing fetus fat? Pregnancy is all joyous and everything, but I'm high on spicy mangos, and I needed something to bitch about. And, hey, it's Mariah Carey. Who cares?
Monday, December 13, 2010
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Here Ellen rubs Mariah's "burgeoning baby bump." My eyes took off like pinwheels when I read that phrase AGAIN. There's nothing I hate more than that stupid expression. Can we puhlease get some new alliteration for gossip rags to use to describe pregnant women that makes them feel clever and cutesy? This phrase is hackneyed, and it doesn't even apply here. The only part of Mariah that doesn't look pregnant is her uterus. Even her back up singer is staring at her ass like whoa. How about calling it her flourishing fetus fat? Pregnancy is all joyous and everything, but I'm high on spicy mangos, and I needed something to bitch about. And, hey, it's Mariah Carey. Who cares?
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