Jenny from the Auction Block

Why is J-Lo brandishing this dolphin?
A. She’s giving a shout out to mammals.
B. It matches her nail color.
C. She’s trying to strangle it for having a better singing voice than she does.
D. She’s hoping it will distract us from her 5 o'clock shadow.

What is Marc Anthony thinking?
A. I wish I were a mammal, too.
B. Hey, where’s MY dolphin?
C. Don’t look at me to buy it. She’s the one with the money.
D. I hope she doesn’t think that dolphin distracts us from her 5 o'clock shadow.