It's the Final Let Down

Last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta finale was super lame now that the Jersey girls set the bar sky high for D-R-A-M-A. I only found two things noteworthy. First, in the closing scenes where Bravo tells us what has happened since the show wrapped, they announced that NeNe continues to attract gay people in droves. I suspect this is because they think she is a drag queen. Birds of a feather and shit. No offense to NeNe. She and Dwight are the only entertainment on that show, unless Kim is “singing.” However, NeNe is a smidge GaGa, if you know what I mean.

Secondly, what the hell is Sheree (which totally does not spell “Sheray” without an acute accent, but that’s entirely another issue) doing with her eyes every time her narcissistic ass is being photographed? It reminds me of a failed attempt at a Ginger from Gilligan’s Island impersonation. I think she’s trying to appear sexy by giving the camera a come hither stare, but it comes off like she’s Medusa daring people to look her in the crazy eyes before she puts them in a choker hold with her man arms and takes their money like she did with her ex-husband. Yikes. I guess she has to look like a viper “after everything she’s been through.” What has she been through? A divorce? BFD. So has half the world. Except most people don’t come out of it with dolla dolla bills ya’ll. Poor Sheree.

We’ll see what kind of shenanigans goes down at the reunion. It better be worth watching.