Apparently, Beyonce’s daddy has gone and impregnated some walking uterus young enough to be his daughter. I don’t think his legitimate chirruns are going to be happy, nor is his wife of eleven hundred years. Strong work, jackass. If you must be a cheater cheater pumpkin eater douche, at least take a lesson from Jay-Z and wear a raincoat for the love of safety precautions and (dun, dun, dun) not getting CAUGHT!
In other adulterous news, David Letterman has cemented his name in the Dick Hole Hall of Fame as well. Surprise, surprise, another old powerful man has been caught boning subordinates at work. I hope they at least got something pretty for having to hump his old balls and loose skin.
As if being a woman wasn’t hard enough, some really unlucky bitches have to put up with these narcissistic tools and their wandering peens.
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